@nne's Blunder

@nne picks up the phone in sheer laziness of putting together a perfect lunch. Dominos employee promptly picks up the phone on the second ring (unlike our local cineplexes).

"I'd like to take an order," says @nne.
"You mean you'd like to place an order?" says the voice.
@nne is dumfounded. "Yes that's what I meant." Laughs nervously, falls facedown. *shy*